1. You don't want drama right now. Need explanation? Nah, 'nuf said.
2. You are too busy becoming who you are. In between working your ass off at your dream job, you're traveling the world with your besties, spending your weekends visiting cancer patients in hospitals, and getting a massage while looking fab AF (because you find time for spinning class now). You have no time!
3. You're still getting over an ex. Rebounds are beautiful distraction. But you don't necessarily have to commit to the first who tells you, "God, I think you're all that." If you're looking for an ego boost, adopt a pet instead. Dogs are loyal and kind and will act as a footrest after a terribly long day. Can lovers do that? No, they can't.
4. You're still in school. Mag-aral ka muna. Tapusin mo muna 'yung thesis mo.
5. You have never been single in your life. You had your first, when you were 16. You were together until you were 20. Six months later, you met someone. You were together until you turned 22. So here you are at 22, with no syota for the first time! Should you go on Tinder and find someone because you are alone? No.
6. You're bored. Hindi lahat ng problema nasasagot ng syota. Deep down, alam mo yan. Wala ka lang magawa.
7. You just got off from a long-term relationship. Again, rebound syota, rebound sex—never a good idea. But rebound haircut, rebound beer, rebound family time, rebound dog, rebound slick shoes—yes, yes, yes forever!
8. You just want to get back at your ex. “Posting this photo with hottie I Met in Valkyrie on Instagram, for everyone to see and I want my ex to get crazy jealous.” Deeeeeeym.
9. Your friends are pressuring you to lower your expectations. Sana natuturuan ang puso. Wow! Lols
10. Your type still doesn’t have his shit together. And you do. See #2.
*Adapted from Jackie Gutierrez
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